If you've ever picked up a juicy bud and wondered, "What gives weed its flavour…
We know that Trump’s Cookie Jar can be a tricky character to gage.
But we’ll lay down some notes of our own. She’s a heavy smoke with medicinal qualities that will leave you happy and pain-free.
Fruity and skunky aroma, Trump’s Cookie Jar is sweet on the tongue. You can expect her to grow to a medium-height, and an easy grow.
But enough of us, jibber-jabbering…
Watch the video above, or read the transcribed review below.
“What’s up, cannabis enthusiasts. Thanks for joining me again on Zootly’s Hoot of the Day.Dazed Donna
You’re back with Dazed Donna, are you ready? I’m ready!
The strain’s name for today is dum-da-da-da, Trump’s Cookie Jar!
Whenever I hear the name cookie in any strain I get extremely excited – so yeah I’m very very keen.
The other thing I have heard about this strain is that his THC content is extremely high.
And I don’t know why the rest of you guys are here today but I’m here to get extremely high.
So, if you’ll get all of your essentials ready, let’s get into this bud, shall we?
Trump’s Cookie Jar: okay so before I share with you guys what he looks like, I just want to say:
That we should not tell Trump or show Trump, the actual Donald Trump, what this bud looks like. As I’m afraid he might just get a little bit jealous and we wouldn’t want that!
Trump’s Cookie Jar Bud Profile
Right here he is:
More orange hairs than the Trump man himself, right?
Skunky and fruity aroma – oh you (its) spoiling me today. Just from here, I can tell you that it’s not a very clingy bud, but at the same time, I’m kind of excited to see what he comes up with once we open him up and undress him a little bit.
Guys! Wow! This is amazing! Mr-Trump-Man-Sir I can definitely say, that you have a tremendously-tremendous-fruity and skunky aroma, kind of like a fruit loop man.
This bad boy is quite stanky once you loosen him up. I’m just going to let you guys know, that if you do plan on smoking him again, do it at your discretion.
The High Effect from Agent Orange
Right, let’s get this bad boy locked and loaded, shall we?
There we go, everybody ready? Everybody stacked? Is everybody rolled? And is everybody ready with their bowls?
Okay let’s go, three, two, one, to the Trump – let’s hope he Trumps me.
Definitely more skunky than fruity flavor. So, really nice, quite an earthy taste on the tongue.
It did hit me at the back of my throat there, so let me just get my breath back.
Definitely as tasty as she looks, I’ll have you guys know.
So, going over to the effects that this bud gives me:
I’m in a very stress-free, relaxed state. But at the same time I feel like I might have to have a nap after this review.
Then wake-and-bakes be getting me right there this morning. And the THC content guys is – strong – especially for the morning.
Well, thank you so much for joining me on this review. I trust you enjoyed it, and you are just as baked as I am!
I’m going to have a nap and hopefully catch you guys on the flip side! Have a fantastic day, and thanks for joining me on Zootly’s Hoot of the Day!
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